Open image in slideshow, GoApe backpack in hemp and cotton with smart organization

MyShittyBackpack Hemp/cotton GoApe backpack with smart organization

$64.00 USD

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This quality backpack was created for those who are looking for a practical, durable and comfortable bag for daily use and for those who tend to forget or lose their keys, or have a large quantity of keys to manage.

Customers especially love the quick-access key organizer as it is very convenient and brings them peace of mind. This is the number one feature that makes this backpack different, and it is trademarked.

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DIMENSIONS

External dimensions: 14.1" tall x 13" wide x 2" deep (36 cm tall x 33 cm wide x 5 cm deep).


 

Usable internal dimensions: 11” tall x 9.8” wide x 2” deep (28 cm tall x 25 cm wide x 5 cm deep). These internal dimensions allow for the space needed to cinch the bag at the top. If you do not cinch your bag at the top then more of the bag width and height will become usable. Check blog post “How much fits in this backpack” for more info.

This is a medium/small backpack. It will fit a tablet up to 13.5" total diagonal dimensions including the padded sleeve. This bag does not fit laptops. If you are looking for a laptop backpack, check our SolECiel model here.

1.5"/4 cm wide adjustable straps. The maximum usable length of straps is 80 cm/31.5 inches. Shortest usable length of straps is 50 cm/20 inches. Unfortunately, we found out that these straps are not long enough for plus size customers.

If you are looking for a large backpack, this is not it.

Because this backpack is not padded, it is recommended to always carry your electronics inside a padded sleeve.

DETAILS

  • Quality and durability. The material, seams, zippers, metal parts and lining are meant to last a long time under normal use conditions. Despite the light color, I was surprised to find out that this backpack does not get dirty easily. Several customers confirmed this.

  • This bagpack has a 9 litre capacity: not too big, not too small for an everyday bag. It holds what you need for the day without being bulky.

A woman wearing a beige cotton outfit is wearing the backpack in front of a house.
  • The breathable and comfortable feel (exterior 55% hemp/45% cotton blend) makes it appropriate even in hot desert climates. In fact it is highly recommended for desert climates since it is breathable and does not get damaged by sand.
  • The water-resistant cotton lining makes this knapsack weather-resistant.

  • The flap self-closes by 4 strong hidden magnets. Your backpack will stay closed at all times with up to 17 pounds (8 kg) of weight inside it!

Photo showing the 4 invisible magnets sewn on the flap and the body of the backpack.
  • The nice top handle allows you to grab your backpack or hang it from hooks.
A young woman is walking in the street while holding the backpack by the top handle. A mural is in the background.

  • 1.5"/4 cm wide adjustable straps. The maximum usable length of straps is 80 cm/31.5 inches. Shortest usable length of straps is 50 cm/20 inches. Unfortunately, we found out that these straps do not fit plus sizes.

  • The side cellphone pocket with zipper accomodates ALL smartphone sizes plus your earbuds.

Photo showing the side zipper pocket open with a smartphone and earbud case in it.
  • The external umbrella/water bottle holder has an elasticized top for a secure fit around your bottle. It fits a bottle no bigger than 32 ounce/1 liter capacity with a 2.7”/7 cm maximum diameter.

    Please avoid leaving valuable items like a wallet or cellphone in the side water bottle holder because it is not secured at the top.


    • The external key organizer in the back is secure and offers quick access to 2 independent elastic and rotating key leashes for attaching all your keys, a wallet, AirTag and USB. Never worry about forgetting or misplacing your keys again! This device is trademarked.

    A woman is showing how to use the key organizer by locking a door using it.
    Leave your keys on while locking/opening doors and locks, and you will never misplace or forget them. More information on how to use this exclusive key organizer.

    View of the back of the backpack with the size zipper pocket closed up. 
    This bag is designed so that you do not feel the keys in your back.



    • All backpacks come with an attachable card/cash pouch.
    Photo showing a set of keys and the card wallet attached to the key organizer in the back
    • Internal zipper pocket for your passport, AirTag or tech accessories.
    • Lightweight (1.2 lb, 560 g) and comfortable to wear.
    • Unisex.
    • Vegan-friendly.
    • Labels are removable

    VIDEO

    Click here to watch a quick video showing the features of this backpack.

    SHIPPING

    Click here to see the shipping info

    PAYMENT

    At checkout you can choose to pay by credit/debit card, Paypal, GPay, Facebook Pay, ApplePay, Amazon Pay - or AfterPay or ShopPay (more information in the FAQs), iDEAL.

    You can checkout in USD or choose your own currency (and language) in the dropdown menu at the bottom right and checkout entirely in that currency.

    After your purchase, you will immediately receive an invoice in the currency you chose.

    USES

    This bag is meant to be used as an everyday pack for running errands in town, going to the gym, to the coffee shop, commuting on your bike or walking your dog, and as a day trip bag to go on short hikes, to amusement parks or to the beach!

    Because this backpack is not padded, it is recommended to always carry your electronics inside a protective pouch.


    CARE INSTRUCTIONS

    Prewash stains by hand with laundry soap. Main wash by hand or gentle machine cycle with regular laundry detergent and cold water. Harsh detergents and dryers are a no-no. Detailed care instructions are here.

    GUARANTEE

    If you are not pleased with your backpack, contact us within 100 days of receiving it, attaching pictures of the problem to your email, and we will offer you a hassle-free exchange or an immediate refund (check our Exchange/Return policy for more details).

    BLOG

    WHO ARE WE?

    ABOUT HEMP

    HOW TO USE THE KEY ORGANIZER

    YOUR ATYPICAL PACKING LIST FOR INTERNATIONAL TRAVEL DURING COVID


    HOW MUCH FITS IN THIS BACKPACK?

    WHAT’S UP WITH THE BRAND NAME?

    WHO IS THE LITTLE BLUE GUY ON THE LABEL?

    WHAT MAKES THIS BACKPACK DIFFERENT?

     

    WHAT CUSTOMERS ARE SAYING

     




    Open image in slideshow, GoApe backpack in hemp and cotton with smart organization
    Open image in slideshow, GoApe backpack in hemp and cotton with smart organization
    Open image in slideshow, The backpack is shown with the flap lifted. One can see the main compartment and the outside pocket in the front.
    Open image in slideshow, GoApe backpack in hemp and cotton with smart organization
    Open image in slideshow, View of the main compartment with black lining, zip pocket at the top and coin pouch attached to the leash.
    Open image in slideshow, View of backpack from side with water bottle in the side pocket and open back pocket with key leash in it.
    Open image in slideshow, GoApe backpack in hemp and cotton with smart organization
    Open image in slideshow, GoApe backpack in hemp and cotton with smart organization
    Open image in slideshow, View of backpack from the back, with water bottle in the side pocket, car keys and house keys hooked to the key fobs, partly out of the open back pocket.
    Open image in slideshow, View of the key organizer of the GoApe backpack in hemp and cotton with smart organization
    Open image in slideshow, View of the back of the backpack with the back pocket and vertical side zipper pocket for cellphone.
    Open image in slideshow, View of the open back pocket with key attached to key leash at the bottom of the pocket.
    Open and play video in slideshow, Video showing a young woman wearing the backpack
    Open and play video in slideshow, Video showing the key organizer of the backpack