MyShittyBackpack Hemp/cotton GoApe backpack with smart organization

Sale price Price $64.00 USD Regular price Unit price  per 

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This quality backpack was created for those who are looking for a practical, durable and comfortable bag for daily use and for those who tend to forget or lose their keys, or have a large quantity of keys to manage.

Customers especially love the quick-access key organizer as it is very convenient and brings them peace of mind. This is the number one feature that makes this backpack different, and it is trademarked.


External dimensions: 14.1" tall x 13" wide x 2" deep (36 cm tall x 33 cm wide x 5 cm deep).


Usable internal dimensions: 11” tall x 9.8” wide x 2” deep (28 cm tall x 25 cm wide x 5 cm deep). These internal dimensions allow for the space needed to cinch the bag at the top. If you do not cinch your bag at the top then more of the bag width and height will become usable. Check blog post “How much fits in this backpack” for more info.

This is a medium/small backpack. It will fit a tablet up to 13.5" total diagonal dimensions including the padded sleeve. It does not fit a 14 inch laptop.

1.5"/4 cm wide adjustable straps. The maximum usable length of straps is 80 cm/31.5 inches. Shortest usable length of straps is 50 cm/20 inches. Unfortunately, we found out that these straps are not long enough for plus size customers.

If you are looking for a large backpack, this is not it.

Because this backpack is not padded, it is recommended to always carry your electronics inside a padded sleeve.


  • Quality and durability. The material, seams, zippers, metal parts and lining are meant to last a long time under normal use conditions. Despite the light color, I was surprised to find out that this backpack does not get dirty easily. Several customers confirmed this.
  • This bagpack has a 9 litre capacity: not too big, not too small for an everyday bag. It holds what you need for the day without being bulky.

A woman wearing a beige cotton outfit is wearing the backpack in front of a house.
  • The breathable and comfortable feel (exterior 55% hemp/45% cotton blend) makes it appropriate even in hot desert climates. In fact it is highly recommended for desert climates since it is breathable and does not get damaged by sand.
  • The water-resistant cotton lining makes this knapsack weather-resistant.
  • The flap self-closes by 4 strong hidden magnets. Your backpack will stay closed at all times with up to 17 pounds (8 kg) of weight inside it!

Photo showing the 4 invisible magnets sewn on the flap and the body of the backpack.
  • The nice top handle allows you to grab your backpack or hang it from hooks.
A young woman is walking in the street while holding the backpack by the top handle. A mural is in the background.
  • 1.5"/4 cm wide adjustable straps. The maximum usable length of straps is 80 cm/31.5 inches. Shortest usable length of straps is 50 cm/20 inches. Unfortunately, we found out that these straps do not fit plus sizes.

  • The side cellphone pocket with zipper accomodates ALL smartphone sizes plus your earbuds.

Photo showing the side zipper pocket open with a smartphone and earbud case in it.
  • The external umbrella/water bottle holder has an elasticized top for a secure fit around your bottle. It fits a bottle no bigger than 32 ounce/1 liter capacity with a 2.7”/7 cm maximum diameter.

    Please avoid leaving valuable items like a wallet or cellphone in the side water bottle holder because it is not secured at the top.

    • The external key organizer in the back is secure and offers quick access to 2 independent elastic and rotating key leashes for attaching all your keys, a wallet, AirTag and USB. Never worry about forgetting or misplacing your keys again! This device is trademarked.

    A woman is showing how to use the key organizer by locking a door using it.
    Leave your keys on while locking/opening doors and locks, and you will never misplace or forget them. More information on how to use this exclusive key organizer.

    View of the back of the backpack with the size zipper pocket closed up. 
    This bag is designed so that you do not feel the keys in your back.

    • All backpacks come with an attachable card/cash pouch.
    Photo showing a set of keys and the card wallet attached to the key organizer in the back
    • Internal zipper pocket for your passport, AirTag or tech accessories.
    • Lightweight (1.2 lb, 560 g) and comfortable to wear.
    • Unisex.
    • Vegan-friendly.
    • Labels are removable


    Click here to watch a quick video showing the features of this backpack.


    Only Express shipping is available at this time (FedEx, DHL, TNT, UPS, etc.).

    Due to the Chinese new year all orders placed now will ship the 2nd week of February 2023.

    Delivery time: 1-2 weeks worldwide. A signature will be required at delivery.

    We are not able to deliver to the following countries: Cuba, Sudan, Syria, Madeira, Azores, Canary Islands, Baleares, Ibiza, Bali.

    Deliveries for one backpack by Express are US$ 19.90 (approximately € 18, £ 16, CAD 28, MXN 400, PLN 76) to the following countries:

    Algeria, Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Egypt, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Iceland, India, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Kuwait, Latvia, Lebanon, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Netherlands, North Korea, Norway, Philippines, Poland, Portugal, Qatar, Republic of Cyprus, Romania, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Slovakia, Slovenia, South Africa, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Turkey, UK, United Arab Emirates, USA.

    We will update this list as we get more questions about shipping prices from customers. Scroll down for more shipping countries.

    Express shipping price for one backpack to the following countries: 

    • Australia, NZ and Oceania: US$ 23
    • Canada: US$ 24.90
    • Mexico: US$ 27
    • Central and South America: all countries US$ 32
    • Iran: US$ 63 and for this country customers have to go pick up the package at the facility. There is no delivery to your door. 
    • Iraq: US$ 158
    • Israel: US$ 135
    • Russia: US$ 33
    • Ukraine: US$ 53
    • Venezuela: US$ 80 (some areas are not delivered, check with your local Express company, you may have to go get your package at the facility)

    If you need to know what is the shipping cost to a country not listed here, shoot us an email at or click here and we will get back to you as soon as we can.

    If you live in a country with civil unrest, it is recommended that you ask us for a confirmation that we do deliver to your country before ordering.


    At checkout you can choose to pay by credit/debit card, Paypal, GPay, Facebook Pay, ApplePay - or AfterPay or ShopPay (more information in the FAQs), IDEAL.

    You can checkout in USD or choose your own currency (and language) in the dropdown menu at the bottom right and checkout entirely in that currency.

    After your purchase, you will immediately receive an invoice in the currency you chose.


    This bag is meant to be used as an everyday pack for running errands in town, going to the gym, to the coffee shop, commuting on your bike or walking your dog, and as a day trip bag to go on short hikes, to amusement parks or to the beach!

    Because this backpack is not padded, it is recommended to always carry your electronics inside a protective pouch.


    Wash by hand with regular laundry detergent. Harsh detergents and dryers are a no-no. Detailed care instructions are here.


    If you are not pleased with your backpack, contact us within 100 days of receiving it, attaching pictures of the problem to your email, and we will offer you a hassle-free exchange or an immediate refund (check our Exchange/Return policy for more details).